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Jimmy Kimmel Rags on Trump for His Randy Quaid Retweets

Jimmy Kimmel Rags on Trump for His Randy Quaid Retweets
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Jimmy Kimmel Rags on Trump for His Randy Quaid Retweets

Jimmy Kimmel Rags on Trump for His Randy Quaid Retweets

“Nicely guys, at this time, President Trump took a break from his busy schedule of retweeting Randy Quaid and carried out the presidential custom of pardoning a turkey.” — JIMMY FALLON

“The fowl wanted to be pardoned after it was let down by its bumbling lawyer, Rooster Giuliani.” — JIMMY FALLON

“It’s the primary turkey basted with Grecian Method.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“There you’ve gotten it — an harmless turkey pardoned by a lame duck.”— STEPHEN COLBERT

“Yeah, the excellent news is, the turkey was pardoned. The dangerous information is, Trump didn’t put on a masks, so he’s a goner anyway.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Sure, it’s a fortunate, fortunate fowl to have a greater authorized group than the president.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“However I hope everybody else wore a masks, as a result of it’s acquired to be embarrassing in case your contact tracing leads again to a turkey pardon.” — JIMMY FALLON

“I noticed that folks might go surfing and vote for the turkey they needed pardoned, Corn or Cob. In the meantime, it seems Corn may’ve gained as a result of the vote was rigged by Hugo Chávez.” — JIMMY FALLON

Former President Barack Obama was on “The Late Present” on Tuesday and didn’t love Stephen Colbert’s painfully sluggish imitation of him.

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