Late Night Is Ready for the Election to Be Over

Late Night Is Ready for the Election to Be Over
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Late Night Is Ready for the Election to Be Over

Late Night time Is Prepared for the Election to Be Over

“In spite of everything that excellent news for Biden, in a transfer that simply reeks of desperation and low cost cologne, with eight million votes nonetheless uncounted, Trump’s marketing campaign supervisor got here out of the blue to announce, ‘We’re declaring a victory in Pennsylvania.’ Daring! And I totally anticipate his victory in Pennsylvania to be simply as profitable as his victory over coronavirus.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“You may’t declare the votes. That is the Electoral Faculty, it’s not baggage at an airport carousel.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I imply, I knew that Trump didn’t like science, however I didn’t notice he had disavowed numbers. I imply, possibly this explains why he’s all the time in debt.” — TREVOR NOAH

“In the event that they hadn’t canceled the Olympics this yr, he would have received that, too. Principally, his message final night time in a nutshell was, ‘We received a very fraudulent election.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Counting votes is just not discovering votes. They’re not scanning the seashore with a metallic detector.” — SETH MEYERS

“Trump’s mishandling of the virus could have performed a big half in Biden’s win, as a result of not too long ago, Wisconsin has turn into a Covid-19 scorching spot. However with this win, Democrats throughout the nation can breathe somewhat simpler — apart from those in Wisconsin, as a result of, once more, it’s a Covid-19 scorching spot.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

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