Late Night time Is Prepared for the Election to Be Over
“In spite of everything that excellent news for Biden, in a transfer that simply reeks of desperation and low cost cologne, with eight million votes nonetheless uncounted, Trump’s marketing campaign supervisor got here out of the blue to announce, ‘We’re declaring a victory in Pennsylvania.’ Daring! And I totally anticipate his victory in Pennsylvania to be simply as profitable as his victory over coronavirus.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“You may’t declare the votes. That is the Electoral Faculty, it’s not baggage at an airport carousel.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I imply, I knew that Trump didn’t like science, however I didn’t notice he had disavowed numbers. I imply, possibly this explains why he’s all the time in debt.” — TREVOR NOAH
“In the event that they hadn’t canceled the Olympics this yr, he would have received that, too. Principally, his message final night time in a nutshell was, ‘We received a very fraudulent election.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Counting votes is just not discovering votes. They’re not scanning the seashore with a metallic detector.” — SETH MEYERS
“Trump’s mishandling of the virus could have performed a big half in Biden’s win, as a result of not too long ago, Wisconsin has turn into a Covid-19 scorching spot. However with this win, Democrats throughout the nation can breathe somewhat simpler — apart from those in Wisconsin, as a result of, once more, it’s a Covid-19 scorching spot.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
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