Stephen Colbert Celebrates Trump’s Final Debate

Stephen Colbert Celebrates Trump’s Final Debate
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Stephen Colbert Celebrates Trump’s Final Debate

Stephen Colbert Celebrates Trump’s Ultimate Debate

“Within the lead-up to the talk, the president’s advisers pleaded with him to be softer. Mushy he can do. I’ve seen the person in tennis shorts.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“That’s proper, tonight we noticed an all new Trump. As an alternative of shouting baseless accusations, he whispered them.” — JIMMY FALLON

“The controversy tonight was not the ‘WrestleMania’ occasion most individuals have been anticipating. I feel possibly anyone swapped Trump’s Adderall out for Tylenol.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Donald Trump, by the way in which, is the one president who will get marks for good conduct. He’s like whenever you deliver a 2-year-old on a airplane.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“For probably the most half, issues have been fairly civil in comparison with the primary debate, which was principally a U.F.C. battle on meth.” — JIMMY FALLON

“If the primary debate was sponsored by Purple Bull, this one was sponsored by NyQuil.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Tonight’s debate had six matters: combating Covid-19, nationwide safety, American households, race in America, local weather change and whether or not Rudy Giuliani was truly tucking in his shirt.” — JIMMY FALLON

“And Individuals have a troublesome option to make now: Do they vote for Joe Biden on Nov. 3? Or do they vote for him early, as a result of the final word mute button is in your fingers.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“On Tuesday, Trump acquired offended and lower his interview with Lesley Stahl quick. At the moment, he launched the total interview himself — ‘the dictator’s lower,’ if you’ll.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“With lower than two weeks till the election, because the pandemic rages uncontrolled and thousands and thousands of Individuals endure the ache of loss and financial hardship, the president of the US has apparently determined to make his closing message ‘The TV woman was very imply to me.’” — SETH MEYERS

“He’s probably the most highly effective man on the earth and he spends his time making bootleg episodes of ’60 Minutes.’” — JIMMY FALLON

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