Trevor Noah: Trump Takes Another ‘L’ Trying to ‘Unlose’ the Election

Trevor Noah: Trump Takes Another ‘L’ Trying to ‘Unlose’ the Election

Trevor Noah: Trump Takes One other ‘L’ Making an attempt to ‘Unlose’ the Election

“And Trump should be particularly butt-hurt that the justices he appointed didn’t do something about this, as a result of in his thoughts, he thinks that they owe him large time. He’s in all probability like, ‘What the hell, Brett? I caught with you when everybody stated you have been a creepy drunk, however now you received’t let me be president simply because I didn’t get sufficient votes? Hastily, now you understand the which means of the phrase “no,” Brett? Huh? I hate all of you — Neil, Brett, and also you harm me most of all, Amy Coney Island!’” — TREVOR NOAH

“The entire justices have been like, ‘We placed on our robes for this?’” — JIMMY FALLON

“Trump put three judges on the court docket, and he was very specific about the truth that he wished them to leap in and steal the election for him, Bush v. Gore model, and he nonetheless misplaced. When these three noticed the precise court docket submitting, it was in all probability like assembly somebody you matched with on Tinder in particular person: ‘In order that image you posted, that was earlier than the explosion?’” — SETH MEYERS

“The fitting-wing judges on the Supreme Court docket are Trump superfans — they’re determined to aspect with him. If he may have given them a case with even just a little meat on it, they have been able to Hamburger Helper it right into a full meal, however there was nothing there.” — SETH MEYERS

“The court docket actually tried to do Trump a favor, although. They figured if it was one sentence, he would really learn it.” — JIMMY FALLON

“For Trump, it felt like making use of to varsity and getting again a skinny envelope. It’s like, ‘Effectively, this will’t be good.’” — JIMMY FALLON

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